...my husband, Brian, and I were goofin' around and flirting like it was 1997. Don't remember what we were talking about, but I was teasing him about something.
I said something particularly witty and he poked me in the stomach. He then recoiled in surprise. "Whoa!"
"What????" I said, a little shocked, "Is something the matter?"
"No, nothing's the matter," he said, "I'm just surprised. I'm not used to it (your stomach) being so hard."